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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 

The Chemical Relationship Recipe

high modulus polyethylene liner in tub
object goes in tub
Sodium Hydroxide
sluice orifices
soak warm
spray cold
rinse warm
pump liquid out
store liquid in it's own container
Chlorine
soak hot
rinse cold
pump liquid out
store liquid in it's own container
*
Sulfuric Acid
soak controlled
bring temperature up using submersible heating element until reaction is excited slightly only
add Hydrochloric Acid
soak and watch carefully for unwanted reaction
adjust temperature using ice directly and turning adjusting element
agitate every 15 minuets
turn element off
ice bath
spray clean
pump liquid out
store liquid in it's own container
repeat from * if needed
PH neutralize all containers contents
discard liquid and flush well the drain
flush containers with 10% bleach solution
rinse then dry
refill with waist oils and vehicle fuel
remove objects bones from tub
scrub neutralize and flush tub liner
let liner dry then remove and roll into tight wound tube and tape
cut tube into 6 inch lengths
dry bones in oven for 1 hour at 500 deg F then 2 at 350 turn down if smoking
remove and allow to cool enough to handle
place in 20% white gas 30% diesel 50% karaseen while still warm
soak for 8 hours at room temperature in closed container
remove and wrap in a waxed burlap bundle
bundle tightly in steel mesh
secure using stainless steal wire
55 gallon drum prepared properly for assisted aspiration
fill 1/4 full of charcoal
lay bundle on top then add another equal amount of charcoal
pour unused 20% 30% 50% mix into cold coals
cap barrel with lid and short exhaust hood
drop match into "pilot and check" hole
let burn for 10 minuets unassisted
turn on blower ( 200 CFM minimum into bottom forced air inlet )
internal temperature should approach 12-1500 deg F
feed one length of rolled liner threw pilot/check hole every ten minuets until gone
along with crushed whiskey bottles from the last 48 hours
use steel rod to check charcoal level every half hour threw check/pilot hole
once coals have dropped to less than half depth turn blower off
let burn unassisted for half an hour
remove barrel cover and exhaust
remove top layer of coals into metal container
remove bundle with tongs gently and set on metal plate to cool
use removed coals in BBQgrill and throw a couple steaks
have a beer and take a break
cut wire on bundle once cool and loosen contents
dump contents into a thick canvas doufle bag that is waxed on the outside
use a 3 to 5 pound sledge hammer to mill the contents while in the bag
scatter on pre-designated area of ground
along with leftover charcoal ash,green sand,potash,bagged compost, blood meal, a bag or two of cow manure and till under well then water well
dump a container or two of night crawlers on top
burn bag
two days later plant your favorite variety of wild flowers
dial up that red head you met last weekend and go out for dinner
repeat as necessary

† soak times will vary depending on mass of object and other conditions
† always ware appropriate personal protection
† appropriate air extraction and scrubbing may be needed
† drinking heavily while standing next to a tub full of hot acid may be dangerous to your health
† industrial lab certification suggested in case of OSHA inspection

Authors note:
This is a fictional piece of work
For reading entertainment only
Some details and knowledge were left out intentionally
Thus this scenario is not fully operable
I am not responsible for stupid people

Blame the rest on my spell checker

Regards
Savage
.

I think you will get caught. but CSI was here to steal the plot anyways.

Is heartsfire the redhead?

Fella und misfire -- you both crack me up

cassandra -- ummm.. the ex is a redhead ?
or , is your ex currently missing?
or.. wait
just no.. I haven't... no clue what your talking about..LOL

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